Ah, new chapters — those shimmering mirages on the horizon of life, filled with promise, anxiety, and the irresistible scent of metaphorical stationery. Whether it's a new job, a new city, a new haircut, or just deciding to stop texting back that one person who only messages after 11 p.m., starting a new chapter feels like cracking open a fresh, crisp page in the book of You.